Teh Cute Troll

princessmary7 @ 2004-12-18T22:42:00

2004-12-18T22:45:13Z

Oh sweet Jesus. I was hacked X_x The guy didn't even both to change my password.

Come on... if you were a real hacker, you would at least change the hacked's password so they couldn't get into it.

._. Luckily I was able to collect my journal back and change my password.

smart_savior HAS HAX0R3D princessmary7

2004-12-18T15:06:11Z

HALT! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE!

I CAPTAIN SAVIOR HAVE HACKED THIS JOURNAL TO TELL YOU ALL THAT THE INTERNET IS IN GRAVE DANGER:

FOR IT IS OVERRUN BY IDIOTS.

IDIOTS: FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE RULES

1 - SWITCH OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

2 - DISCONNECT AND BURN YOUR MODEM.

3 - STAY AWAY FROM THE INTERNET AT ALL COSTS.

SAVE THE SMART PEOPLE AND SACRIFICE YOUR INTERNET TIME.

YOU WILL BE DOING EVERYONE A LOT OF GOOD.

-CAPTAIN SAVIOR-

princessmary7 @ 2004-11-03T17:45:00

2004-11-03T17:46:15Z

The world is doomed. -_-

princessmary7 @ 2004-10-29T09:03:00

2004-10-29T08:10:59Z

The UK are following the American election intensely.

They're just waiting to kiss the new president's ass.

God, I hate my country -_-

-_- What the crap?

2004-10-28T16:12:33Z

If it wasn't for dubbing, you probably wouldn't even know of the anime.

Dubbers rule. <3

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-27T08:16:00

2004-09-27T07:19:21Z

I feel very stupid asking this, but... WHAT THE HELL IS A FURRY? O___o *confused*

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-15T12:05:00

2004-09-15T11:06:26Z

I WILL NEVER DIE!

...I just have nothing to update with ._.

This is hard.

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-08T20:11:00

2004-09-08T19:13:59Z

...I think I scared away my mock-trolls. ;_;

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-08T18:45:00

2004-09-08T17:47:42Z

Someone cheer me up. Please? I need laughter right about now.

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-06T20:12:00

2004-09-06T19:17:14Z

Always be yourself.

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-05T22:09:00

2004-09-05T21:13:27Z

Recommend me some good music <3

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-04T11:42:00

2004-09-04T10:44:40Z

Icons galore! Steal and advertise <3

And a colorbar, because I was bored:

edit: Messed around with my userinfo again. Fear my dancing army! :D

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-04T09:29:00

2004-09-04T08:33:45Z

I will be classed as an adult in just a few days. That scares me a lot more than it should O_o

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-04T07:36:00

2004-09-04T06:39:05Z

princessmary69

Holy crap. O_O What have I started...? *whimpers*

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-04T00:33:00

2004-09-03T23:36:23Z

........I should probably check my email.

I... think I'll just leave it for a few more days. *hides behind firewalls*

edit: HOLY SHIT. 270 comments. Almost had a freaking heart attack.

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-03T23:53:00

2004-09-03T22:56:14Z

They wrote 'em, I named 'em:

What My Heart Really Feels -- evel66

Papaya was sitting under the tree, turning a page on her Yu-Gi-Oh manga. Princess Mary walked up and looked down at her. "Yu-Gi-Oh, huh?" She smiled.

Papaya glanced up and was shocked by what she saw. This person, this...this girl was decked out like some kind of raver hippie. She was dressed in a tye dye shirt, cut off jeans and rainbow bracelets galore. She also had a rainbow patch on her purse. Papaya snickered. "Going to a rave?"

"No, actually," Princess Mary said. She let out her hand. "I'm a troll. And I'm going to the anime club. Nice to meet you." She quickly pulled Papaya up and held onto her hand a second too long. "We're talking about the new Yu-Gi-Oh movie at this meeting. You should go!" Princess Mary glanced up at the school building.

Papaya snatched her hand away and looked very shaken up. "Uh...no, that's fine..."

"Please?" Princess Mary asked. She took a step towards Papaya, forcing her to step back and lean against the tree. "My friends will like you..." She put her right hand on the tree next to Papaya's head, and leaned in, now about eight inches from her face. "And I like-"

"I have to go!" She yelled out, and dodged out from under Princess Mary's arm. "I'm meeting my boyfriend!" She ran down the grassy hill then down the street, leaving the school grounds. Princess Mary looked down and saw Papaya's manga lying there.

"Wait you..." She stopped and picked it up. Inside the back cover there was a piece of notebook paper. Princess Mary unfolded it, and saw a sketch of her face. "I really like you..." she whispered aloud, reading from the paper. "But how do I tell you?" Under that, in cursive letters read sweet_papaya <3 princessmary7. OTP.

Teh Random Lesbian Dancing Queen -- alexi_serenitia

Once apon a beautiful lake with lots of pretty flowers and pro-republican signs, there lived a person named Papaya. And this person didn't like trolls.

Oh woe was this poor girl, when a troll named Princess Mary came along. She LOVED Papaya, which was illogical. They just met. Wow. Must be love at first sight. Or some other overused bullshit.

Anyway, Princess Mary walked up to Papaya, THE OBJECT OF HER AFFECTIONS, and said...

"I eat Mary Sues for breakfast. Holy shit, my hand hurts."

Papaya looked at Princess Mary oddly. She didn't say anything for a moment, but then she opened her mouth and said...

"You're fucking stupid."

And Princess Mary, her eyes filled up with tears, and she said... oh, she said...

"OUR BLACKMAIL DEAL IS OFF!!"

"What blackmail?" asked Papaya. "Are you an idiot? Or maybe a liberal..." she went back to reading her Yuugiou graphic novel that she bought at WAL*MART!

Okay, maybe she didn't buy it at Wal*Mart. I don't know. But, I don't care. I like Wal*Mart.

"Actually, I'm a serial adder and a troll. Really groovy. And I was wondering if you'd join me and take over the galaxy."

Papaya looked up at Mary, and said...

"What are you on, anyway? Weed? Coke? Shrooms? Meth? K? Oh, I bet you're on K. Lots and lots of K. You're in the fucking K hole, aren't you?"

Mary shrugged. "Well... no. Not really. However, I was also wondering if you were free or not."

"Why?"

"Because I love you. You are THE ONE!!" Mary jumped up and down. "I want to cuddle with you, and adopt a kid, and oh, oh, I want to--"

"SHUT UP!" Papaya screamed. "I don't swing that way!"

Mary crossed her arms, nodding. "That's why I have to convert you. Then WE WILL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET!!"

Papaya said nothing for another moment... then she said...

"WTF."

Mary grabbed Papaya, and threw her into a car. Then, they RACED DOWN THE STREET!!

"FOR THE LOVE OF BUSH, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, YOU CUNT! $(#@)($*@#)!!" Papaya screamed at Mary.

Mary didn't seem to hear her. She was too busy reciting the "All Your Base Are Belong to Us" thing.

Suddenly, they parked. They looked up, and they saw...

They saw a bouncer. He was eating pineapple chunks... and that doesn't mean what you think it means.

Mary pulled Papaya along. "Let's go in! The bouncer is not only distracted, but he's in the clouds! Let us fly, Papaya! Let us fly!!"

"Where are we going?" asked Papaya, just a tad bit curious now.

"Oh, a lesbian strip club," Mary nodded.

"...oh dear god. Why did I ask?" Papaya slapped her forehead with her palm.

They walked inside. Ladytron's Seventeen came on. I don't know how Mary or Papaya think of techno, so I can't say how they reacted.

"LET'S DANCE!!" Mary said, pulling Papaya to the dance floor.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Papaya tried to pull away. Then she saw she was tied to Mary by a ribbon. Wait a second...

'They only want you when you're seventeen, when you're twenty-one, you're no fun...' the music blared from above.

"...that's rather crude," Papaya blinked.

"Well, yeah, so is saying 'cunt'. Now shut up, and DANCE WITH ME!!!!!!111!!!11!11111!!!111oneoneone!!!11!!!!!!11111!cookies!!!1111!!!1!!!!!!111!!"

"...right."

So, they danced.

The bouncer ate pineapple chunks.

They danced.

The bouncer ate pineapple chunks.

They danced.

The bouncer ate pineapple chunks.

Mary and Papaya are still dancing.

The bouncer is still eating pineapple chunks.

Well, not really.

Frank Sinatra came on. No, not the singer. The song. Yay, more techno.

DANCING BREAK!!

After a lot of dancing, Papaya looked at Mary, love in her eyes, and said to her...

"You suck."

Mary sniffled. "Really?"

"No... I think I love you," Papaya smiled.

They leaned in to kiss, and then the bouncer, who was done eating pineapple chunks, started singing. He was hit with a frying pan.

Suddenly, a short girl with light brown hair appeared. She was wearing a stripped shirt, a polkadotted skirt, and stockings that had holes cut into them.

"MARY!" she screamed.

Mary and Papaya looked at her. "WTF?!"

"My name is Alexi, and I am here to admit my undying love for you."

Mary looked at Papaya, and they both looked at Alexi.

"B-But..." Mary tilted her head. "I love Papaya!"

"And I love Kaira!"

Alexi and Mary looked at Papaya. "WHAT?!"

"Well," Papaya shrugged. "I had to say something. This is a stupid story with a stupid soap opera plot, right?"

"Well, yeah..." Alexi scratched her head. "WELL, EVEN THOUGH OUR LOVE IS ILLEGAL, MARY, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!"

"...I'm only sixteen, Alexi," Mary shook her head. "You're only fifteen."

"...oh. Well, let's pretend you're twenty."

"Okay."

"Um... isn't this supposed to be about MY love with Mary, not yours, you stupid cunt?" Papaya asked.

Alexi blinked. "...that didn't hurt."

Mary hugged Alexi. "HOW COULD YOU CALL ALEXI A CUNT?! Come on, Alexi, lets go!"

And they rode off into the sunset.

Papaya looked into the distance. "...oh well. I have a boyfriend. Besides, I only wanted her to THINK I loved her. Then I could crush her, because I don't swing that way!"

And so, everyone was happy in the end... I guess. Papaya walked out of the lesbian strip bar, and as she did... she heard this from the song, Frank Sinatra...

'You know Frank Sinatra? He's dead... hee hee hee... dead...'

The End.

Teh funness <3

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-03T23:15:00

2004-09-03T22:17:10Z

Just for the hell of it, I decided to eat a huge chunk of cheese before I went to bed. When I woke up I found myself hanging half off the bed. My mum said I was screaming bloody murder.

The funny thing is, I don't remember what I dreamed about at all O_O ._. I hate that.

*hangs head in shame* Such a pleasent little collection, hm? ._. Rate it please? <3 *hands out cookies*

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-02T20:20:00

2004-09-02T19:23:07Z

From sweet_papaya's user info: I know she wants me real real bad but hate to dissapoint you retard, I don't swing that way!

FANFIC! That deserves fanfiction! Someone please write a fanfic where I try to swing sweet_papaya over to the ways of the lesbians! :D I'll give you my soul! <3

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-02T19:48:00

2004-09-02T18:50:52Z

Dear princesmary7: will you marry me?

princessmary7 @ 2004-09-02T09:55:00

2004-09-02T08:59:35Z

princesmary7 - I have never laughed so hard in my life the way I am laughing right now. My troll's even gone as far to copying all my journal entries and userinfo :D

edit: Check out the new user info :)

princessmary7 @ 2004-08-31T15:49:00

2004-08-31T14:53:37Z

The annoymous fucktard(s) posting in your journals with the crude pics? Yeah; it's not me. :\

But on the other hand, I do have my own troll now. Wow. I feel something deep inside. Oh no, wait, that's just gas. *skips off*

princessmary7 @ 2004-08-30T23:13:00

2004-08-30T22:15:46Z

Love Her

princessmary7 @ 2004-08-30T13:33:00

2004-08-30T12:35:48Z

Wow. I can see colours. :)

princessmary7 @ 2004-08-28T20:55:00

2004-08-28T19:56:14Z

What the hell? There are only three Phonebooth fanfics at ff.net, and they're all parodies ._. Was I the only one who saw the subtext? Caller/Stuart? Adam/Stuart? Ramey/Stuart? Ramey/Braman? Leon/Pizza Guy?!? Okay, maybe not the last one... :D

princessmary7 @ 2004-08-28T17:42:00

2004-08-28T16:42:38Z

Trolls can be cute ~~when they want to be~~

<3